Sunday, November 16, 2008

Bump in the Night (A Charmin Story)

Decadox Got TP'd!

Several masters of sabotage assailed Decadox before 1:00 a.m. last night. The nefarious hooligans? We don't know, but we're going to find out. Whoever they are used 20+ rolls of toilet paper.


As you can see from our beautiful home, it doesn't need decorating, but apparently the saboteurs thought otherwise. Kate, Janelle and Gail discovered the toiletry mess in the wee hours of the morning--fortunately before the sprinklers went off. Janelle completed her unfulfilled wish of being an Indian for Halloween and Kate--not sure, folks.


In the midst of the action, Janelle caught a prime suspect: Jono Lippman, 21, from Moraga, Calif. As you can see, he didn't try very hard to escape. Until we started beating him up.



Lippman didn't deny or confirm anything, however these are our prime suspects:
Jono Lippman and house
Chris Masi and house
Jay Soch
James Browning and house


As we are an environmentally aware house, we decided to put the 3 trashbags of toilet paper to good use. Jono obliged by helping us roll it up. Thanks, Jono!

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